Scarlett Johansson: Made by God, for Me.
Written on March 25, 2008
Recently I was asked jokingly how much it would cost to change my beliefs from atheism back to my parent’s religion. I didn’t really have an answer because no matter how much money I had, I could never really make myself believe anything other than what I believe to be true. But now I have an answer, an answered prayer if you will. Scarlett Johansson is releasing an album in May (my birthday no less) called “Anywhere I Lay My Head” that is made up of Tom Waits covers. I’m just going to emphasize that last bit there.
Scarlett Johansson is releasing an album made up of Tom Waits covers.
Now, just fulfill the final part of the prayer God and I’ll be there every Sunday. Miss Scarlett in the Bedroom with the Benjamin.

I can’t believe you just referred to yourself in the third person.
You sad sad man.
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Almost as sad as posting a blog post asking for the lord to bestow his bounty upon me in a the shape of a Scarlett Johansson….
oh wait….
ha ha she better have a frickin’ good voice… I don’t think just ANYBODY can touch wait’s style. We’ll see I guess…
Did I ever tell you I have a Milla Jovovich CD, it came in when I was working at that cd exchange place. It’s pretty good in a weird portishead meets scandinavian metal pretty-fem vocalist sort of way. Just your average american/ukrainian/soviet actress/supermodel/fashion designer/singer they probably have a category for that by now. She’d win.
Yeah, it’s going to be interesting. I’m impressed she was able to convince Waits to let her do it.
Milla Jovovich put out an album? Freakin awesome! Ima go googlify that one