McCain – Tough on Zombies.
Written on September 19, 2008
This is a lot of fun. McCain is a lot more enjoyable if you just let yourself imagine him to be some crazed president in a post-apocalyptic Zombie threatened world. And considering his energy policy, that’s only a stone’s throw from the truth. Emphasis is obviously mine.
Science Debate 2008 Obama and McCain answer the top 14 science questions facing the United States
When faced with a global pandemic [zombie threat], the United States must have in place and implement a layered strategy to save lives and protect the continuity of a functioning society. First, we must limit the spread of [the zombie] disease to the United States. Second, we must limit the spread of [the zombie] disease within the United States. This must be accomplished at the community level with strategies that have worked in past pandemics [zombie crisis] and can be adapted to a current crisis [zombie crisis]. Third, we must mitigate symptoms of the [zombie] disease and minimize suffering and death with effective treatments and countermeasures [shovels and spades]. And fourth, we must maintain a functioning economy, public service sector and community [so as to effectively combat the zombie threat].
- John McCain